Bonk Legged Bullying

I am afraid the publicity the bonk leg is getting is causing untold problems for me on the rugby field.

Twice in as many games the Bonk has been needlessly targetted and has been stamped on, leaving me in unable to carry on due to damage.

The Bonk has had to reschedule two public appearances, an opening of a knocking shop in Troedyrhiw and and “Songs of the Shows” evening in Caerphilly Social Club.

The Bonk’s agent is not happy.

2 Responses to “Bonk Legged Bullying”

  1. jON pHILLIPS AKA PAT Says:

    Hello Mr Bonk i am now relishing the prospect of re-entering the fray as Pat the Butcher in Ask Pat here is my email address to set up the computer things i require to post them on the blog thank you.
    phillips467@btinternet.com

  2. Lloyd Watkin Says:

    It was a shame you missed the opening of the knocking shop for we all had a splendid time. In the end we had to settle for Owen Money as the guy to open the place, but his enthusiasm for the cocktail sausages and cucumber sandwiches (without the crusts mind!) made it all a bit more bearable. The girls all say hi and I’ll forward a box full of used underwear to be returned signed and stamped.

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