The day started off with Thomas trying his best take the “most awkward sod in the universe” award off Darth Vader. My promise of keeping a cool head for a week lasted the same length of time as a public service announcement.
The kids and Ali are snoring and grinding their little faces off [...]
Well here we go,
Just one year after the events of last year (http://www.bonkleg.co.uk/national-lampoons-butlins-vacation-part1/) the Hopkins/Morris Tribe are venturing forth once again to Butlins.
The Hopkins/Morris tribe’s misfortunes/idiocies are become talked about far and wide to the point that Paddy Power, Betfred and Ladbrokes have given the following odds:
5/4 – Unsecured Bike Rack causes M5 [...]
When I watched trailers for Avatar, one blockbusters trailer caused me to shake and pass a droplet of wee in excitment.
I saw a trailer of a Percy Jackson and the Lightening Thief, not since Clash of the Titans where Harry Hamlin fought Morph’s ugly brothers has my Geeky childhood obsession of Greek Mythology made [...]
amazing collection of events from the Garden Festival Wales 92, as well as events such as concerts, sporting events and other miscellaneous event that happened in around Blaenau Gwent in the 80’s and 90’s. He has kept everything and is spending his well earned retirement converting everything to DVD disc format.
Did Glyn Walter ever film your wedding, school or Christmas play, theatrical performance, anniversary, sporting events or choir. If he did its odds on he has it now on DVD.
After the Doc told me that I have to knock the rugby on the head due to the Bonk Leg (club foot). I decided I would get back into the martial arts. After searching for self defence classes in South Wales particularly Krav Maga classes, I found the class I was looking for – [...]
Being made redundant, it is an obvious kick to the knackers.
It is easy to spiral into a rut getting up late, shouting at Jeremy Kyles band of trained mutants, taking two hours to read the Sun and treating a trip to town as some fantastic voyage that will take a marathon like effort that can [...]
A week long holiday in Butlins Minehead had been booked. The kids were more excited than a bucket of wasps. The “sunshine, lollipops” advert had whipped the kids into such a frenzy it was like living in a musical, every sentence that came out of their mouths was sung decibels above the comfort zone, while [...]
I apologise for my lack of posting lately. I promise I will write every day for 20 mins.
As an avid rugby player I can’t help using rugby analogies in my day to day work and life in general.
Some players place so much importance on being the Captain, making sure that people do exactly what they [...]
Hi Folks,
Sorry, but I have neglected this Blog of late, fear not, I will give you at least a weekly update from here on in.
I promised my wonderful mam who will be going through a rough time in the next few weeks that I will record what the kids say and do.
Here goes:
Josie’s Birthday
My [...]
There is a pandemic problem in businesses, there is still little or no understanding of Return On Investement (ROI)
ROI means exactly what it is says, basically if you spend £1 on something that something should at the very least make £1.01 back. Money spent on a paperclip should make a return by way of organising [...]
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