Hopkins the Bonk Legged

Well here we go,

Just one year after the events of last year (http://www.bonkleg.co.uk/national-lampoons-butlins-vacation-part1/) the Hopkins/Morris Tribe are venturing forth once again to Butlins.

The Hopkins/Morris tribe’s misfortunes/idiocies are become talked about far and wide to the point that Paddy Power, Betfred and Ladbrokes have given the following odds:

5/4 – Unsecured Bike Rack causes M5 pile up with Matthew Hopkins commenting on arrival after reading the news report at Butlins “where are the bikes? I tied the bikes up before we left, we were lucky to miss that traffic jam at Taunton”

2/1 Thomas Jack Hopkins, proving the prophesies right by realizing the true potential of his powers as the Antichrist enslaved the world in his realm as satanic majesty by making his favourite past time of head butting strangers up the arse in Merthyr Asdas a national sport.

Whatever the outcome, these times are the most precious, I’m going to record every day in butlins as my own personal record which you are most welcome to read.

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