Hopkins the Bonk Legged

This is one of the funniest things I have heard in a long time. It makes me proud to be Welsh. Click on the link below:

Best Asda Customer Service Call

I encountered the best Asda customer service in Merthyr Tydfil ASDA.

I bought a £5 Superman box set, the box set consisted of  Superman 1 with a sticker on the Disc and Superman 2 without a sticker. When Superman 2 failed to work I decided to take it back.  I returned it to customer services where the woman who checked the disc accused me of putting a blank disc in the box set in order to  swindle the Supermarket giant out of £5.

She called over Jeff the Chief announcer of reduced food who through using his experience of using a microphone to say plums where now down to a 4op each, concurred that I was the mastermind of an elaborate Superhero DVD counterfeit smuggling ring.  In my defence I pointed out that I had spent over £5 in purchasing petrol  and returning the said DVD,  also it was alot of trouble to go to to heist a 1980 superhero sequel.

Jeff and the customer service woman had seen every type of scumbag chancer pass his reduced cheeseboards and special offer scotch eggs with a aim to rip ASDA’s off,  I had fallen into that category.

Desperatley trying to clear my name I asked the Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson of the retail world to open a different Superman 2 box set. The untampered blank Superman 2 disc in the freshly opened box set concluded that all the Superman 2 Discs were stickerless, I breathed a sigh of relifef as my name was cleared, leaving me in awe of Asda’s cunning and astute customer service staff.

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